Everyone remind your lanyard to bathe at least once a day.
All the food truck lanyards are overpriced and will give you dysentery, except for Der Pretzel Lanyard, which is the only lanyard worth waiting in line for.
How many generics will I need for a lanyard?
I'm thinking I'm gonna have to bring my lanyard from last year, eh? Maybe I'll bring a roll of double sided tape and just stick my badge on my forehead...
My grandfather gave me some generics he forgot to return in 1977. Can I use those?
But you may be able to auction them!
Is the All-Laynard program worth it? It seems pretty pricey if they're not giving out $20 bills as swag.
Commemorate where your lanyard should have been! Order today and receive free lanyard with purchase!*
*Lanyard not actually included with purchase.
(Note: This was made because the idea of it made me giggle, and these shirts repeat the design front and back apparently. Be warned before an (unlikely as this is so silly and I have no control of the pricing) impulse order.)
These 4-day lanyards are just not enough. I don't understand why Gen Con just doesn't make it a 5-day lanyard. People want it....it's a no brainer and wouldn't cost anything.
My lanyard roll a 1 one a 20-sided dice. Solid lanyard fail!
It used to be that you would get a bag full of lanyard at every Gen Con, but nowadays you barely get anything, mostly just a coupon for some lanyards that you don't want.
I waited for 3 hours each day for the Exhibit Hall to open, walked chanting "Do Not Run" as fast as I could to get in line only to find out I was 51st in line & they were only selling 50 Lanyards each day! What a shame!
Gen Con shipped my lanyard to my ex......
Since I got two extra generic lanyards for an event (They Might be Lanyards concert), can I give them to my friends who already have a Gen Con lanyard???
When I was your age, if we wanted a lanyard, we had to walk to Lake Geneva and back. It was twenty miles through five feet of snow, uphill both ways!