This thread has been making me smile for days now. Thank you all :)
The question is what are the best lanyards? The ones everyone's going to rush the lanyard hall for? The ones with the most hype? The ones you can't get at your FLLS?
I miss the days of first-edition (old-school) lanyards. They just haven't captured the same feel in subsequent editions. 5e lanyards are close, though. But don't even get me started on those horrible 4th-edition lanyards...
If so, I vote we commemorate this beautiful thread with a reply pyramid!